ianthe:

schmergo:

ianthe:

nothing grape flavored is flavored like grapes it’s just flavored like other grape flavored things and this is why I have trust issues

FUN FACT: Grape artificial flavor was the first artificial flavor created, by accident. That means that some guy decided, “Whoa, this smells a lot like grapes,” and now everyone pretends it’s grape-y, too…

It tastes like an accident

teenagegaywad:

fluffy—heretic:

shmegel:

yes but how old is the sport

goblinparty:

I’m constantly torn between the ‘be kind to everyone’ and the ‘fuck everyone you owe them nothing’ mentalities 

bennytcumberbatch:

feelingstrangelyalive:

you’re on tumblr, there’s no one around and all your shows are on hiatus…

then… out of the corner of your eye you see them…

the hannibal fandom

but it’s too late as you realize

you’re already in the oven

vaspim:

this whole notion that guys who wear pink are suddenly feminine is so ridiculous. women aren’t portrayed as manly if they wear blue??? it reminds me of this quote i once read by gwen sharp, “Femininity is depicted as weakness, the sapping of strength, yet masculinity is so fragile that apparently even the slightest brush with the feminine destroys it.”

We had to shave our cat because she had mats in her fur. But then she was cold. So we bought her a sweater.

It also came with a little hat.

My cat hates me.

the-fandoms-are-cool:

darrynek:

hey kid wanna see a magic trick *reaches behind your ear* ready? *rips your ear off* where’d it go

I’m so mad you didn’t say “where’d it van gogh?”

starin-down-a-loaded-gun:

scvlptures:

depression is when you don’t really care about anything

anxiety is when you care too much about everything

and having both is just like what

most accurate description ever

abuserr:

this girl in my physics class asked who invented walking

romulusthread:

MY MATH TEACHER SAW ME TEXTING AND MADE ME STAND IN FRONT OF THE ROOM AND HE TOLD ME TO READ THE TEXTS BUT I WOULNT SO HE TOOK MY PHONE AND READ THE LAST THREE ON THERE OUT LOUD AND THE FIRST ONE WAS “IM HUNGRY” AND MY FRIEND REPLIED WITH “HUNGRY FOR SEMEN” AND I SAID “TRUE THOUGH” IMGONNA JUMP OFF A BUILDING

dinogatorr:

nerdgirlconfessions:

I find to hard to believe that every character who ever digs up a grave does so in a perfect rectangle.

im looking at you dean Winchester.

casdixon:

jaredisahappymoose:

im-your-favorite-actor-and-i:

itssamwinchester:

but guYS WHAT IF

i am laughing so hard omg 

DEANS HEAD LOOKS SO SMALL IM CRYING

Sam looks like Lord Farquaad

oh mY GOD